The Good:- Shorter lines at Starbuck’s.
- All the city’s panhandlers are in one place.
- The suburbs smell better.
- Better chance of obtaining employment for those who actually want to work for a living.
- Less folk music in other areas of city.
- Lower crime rate.
- We’re just one fence away from unemployment solution.
- Fire trucks + water = mass shower.
- Makes people forget about that embarrassing ‘hockey riot’ in Vancouver.
- Gives Wall Street Suits a good chuckle when watching news in their mansions.
- City's drug dealers all within 3 block radius.
The Bad:
- Here comes another Michael Moore film.
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