Fort Saskatchewan-Vegreville Wildrose Alliance Constituency Association Meeting




The inaugural meeting of the Fort Saskatchewan-Vegreville Wildrose Alliance Constituency Association has been scheduled.

  • Date: Saturday, November 21st

  • Location: 8905 - 92 avenue Fort Saskatchewan, AB

  • Time: 2:00pm

R.S.V.P.: (780) 850-3830 (if voicemail, leave message) or lss@shaw.ca

This meeting will be to elect the board of directors who will be responsible for the future development (membership & fundraising) of the constituency and later we will all have input as to who the candidate will be. It is important that we have a strong turnout in order to be successful in our goals.

We need a minimum 15 members of the constituency to make the association valid.  Come out, and if you know other party members in the area, bring them with you!

Remember to bring your current Wildrose Alliance membership card with you.
If you have any questions or concerns please feel free to contact me.

Top Ten Jobs for Premier Ed Stelmach After He's Fired

10. Wal-mart greeter.











9. Promotional speaker.

8. (not available due to government cutbacks)

7. Professor of Economics – University of Havana.






6. “Yours is the pepperoni and mushroom...”








5. Insomnia Treatment Therapist.


4. Mannequin.


3. “…and I’m a PC.”




2. (not available – writer busy organizing local Wildrose Alliance Constituency Association)


1. Energy Minister, Province of Saskatchewan.

Regarding Separatism

There have been some questions lately about whether or not the fact that I am a self-described ‘separatist’ would have any effect on my standing as a member of the Wildrose Alliance party of Alberta.

What I find particularly interesting is that most of these inquiries have come not from supporters of the leftwing parties in the province, but primarily from those who claim to be Progressive Conservatives. Given that there have always been a small number of pro-independence or outright separatist Albertans in the P.C. party, I believe their intent is fairly transparent.

I am a former life-long provincial Tory supporter who, like many others, performed the ultimate sin and jumped to the Wildrose Alliance which has become the newest and greatest threat to the ruling party.

(Also interesting is the double-standard for separatists in Canada. History shows Quebec separatists being pandered to at every turn, while Albertan / Western Canadian separatists are ridiculed. Hmm...)

As I am about to play a role in the Fort Saskatchewan-Vegreville constituency – the one presently held by none other than the illustrious Premier Unsteady Eddie Stelmach – I thought that perhaps a little clarification was in order.



My separatist leanings were formed by the usual suspects: Eastern dominance over the West; unbalanced federal policies such as the Equalization program; federally-mandated social engineering programs such as bilingualism; the ghost of the NEP; etc.


And don’t get me started on the double-standard regarding the Wheat Board and the jailing of our farmers for daring to sell their own product.

During the long winter of federal Liberal government, the sentiment was strong. Tired of the two-pronged attack of a government that took advantage of my province and Eastern Canadians who mocked us for having the audacity to speak out against such treatment (one comment from an Ontarian in 2003: ‘…your province is just a backwater colony of the nation. Why don’t you people accept your role as provider for the East…?), I envisioned an Alberta free from Ottawa-based tyranny.

I can confidently say that when it came to that point of view, I certainly did not stand alone.

Today, we find ourselves with a Conservative government in Ottawa. While not a perfect solution to the list of issues, the Harper government is a step in the right direction, as shown by their move to eliminate such inane laws as the long-gun registry.

Not perfect, but I believe they have done a good job albeit with a minority.

Provincially, I found myself supporting a provincial government that has existed long past its ‘best before’ date; a political party in the Progressive Conservatives which has a history of talking tough to Ottawa in public, while kowtowing behind closed doors.

In the Wildrose Alliance I found a party that, while not a separatist party by any means and with no intent on becoming one, possesses a shared sense of Albertan patriotism. We are more than willing to continue being an important element in this thing we call Confederation, but not necessarily willing to remain status quo.

It is in this vein that I have made the conscious choice to set aside my personal separatist leanings in favor of a more realistic path.

The betterment of Alberta remains my ultimate goal. Whereas that seemed impossible in a Liberal-run Canada and a P.C.-run Alberta, the emergence of a federal Conservative government and, perhaps most importantly the emergence of the Wildrose Alliance under Danielle Smith, has given me (and many, many other Albertans) reason to believe that perhaps a strong Alberta can exist within Canada given the right circumstances.

Ghost of Ralph Helps Alliance

Alberta Progressive Conservative party members did what they needed to do this past weekend and gave Unsteady Eddie Stelmach a 77% approval rating at their convention.



The number fits perfectly where the party needed it, especially after the ghost of King Ralph appeared from the political graveyard and suggested that Premier Ed had to get at least 70% to keep his job.

You have to wonder if ‘nice guy’ Eddie let fly with a string of expletives when Ralph’s statement broke.

Ralph still holds much influence with the P.C. rank-and-file, many of whom aren’t exactly Stelmach fanatics. The 70% bar was all but a directive for voters, a target to reach but by no means obliterate.

The party slid Stelmach a 77% vote. Whether or not one can finish that sentence with ‘…of confidence’ is debatable. In the realm of glass half full/glass half empty, while the MSM calls the result ‘strong’, I look at the fact that about one out of four party members did not vote to support Stelmach.

The party had a decision to make. They could have created even more instability for themselves by turfing their ineffective leader at a time when their greatest threat in decades has emerged in the form of the Wildrose Alliance party.

While ridding themselves of the ever-growing anchor of a leader would sound appealing to insiders, in the public eye it would come across as practically an admission of a long list of mistakes.

Instead, the party decided not to admit fault and fell in with the PR spin sent out to a community of Albertans who are growing increasingly tired, frustrated, and intolerant of a stale and out of touch P.C. government.

They decided to stick with Ed Stelmach as their leader in what could turn out to be regarded in time as the exact point when the Progressive Conservative era in Alberta politics ‘jumped the shark’.

Not surprisingly, they decided to follow the words of Ralph Klein and give Ed just enough to get by, instead of choosing to dump their lame leader in favor of renewal.

The big winner is, of course, the fledgling Wildrose Alliance party.

Riding the wave of media and public attention due to Paul Hinman's stunning by-election victory in the traditional Tory heartland of the Calgary-Glenmore that amounted to their coming out party, as well as an exciting and well-fought leadership race that resulted in smart, vibrant new leader Danielle Smith taking the reins, the WAP doesn’t have to face a fresh new leader of the P.C.’s.

They get to battle against Ed Stelmach, a leader who people see as someone who backed into the job; a premier who is losing the trust and confidence of an increasing number of Albertans.

On a personal note, it means that I get to organize the Fort Saskatchewan-Vegreville Wildrose Alliance Constituency Association with the opportunity to fire Ed Stelmach right in his own backyard.

Thanks, Ralph!

Getting a Head Start on the Gift List

As the kids display symptoms of post-Halloween MSIH (Massive Sugar Intake High) on this first night of November, I thought I'd take the opportunity to get a head start on this years Christmas list.

It may seem a tad early, but I'd like to break with tradition and not wait until the last minute this year.  After all, there's a nip in the air.  Malls already have the tinsel hanging.  There's no way to avoid it.  It's coming. 

Here's a first draft of special gifts for some very special, if not needy, folks:


Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper:  A majority government, a sudden and uncontrollable desire to stop trying to spend our way out of the economic mess, and a new sweater.



Calgary Flames G.M. Darryl Sutter: A time machine to go back and reverse one single decision. (Re-sign Mike Cammalleri and toss Olli Jokinen.)





Alberta Premier Ed Stelmach: A convenient reason to leave, a clue, and a way to end those comparisons to that PC guy in those Mac commercials.

The Wildrose Alliance Party of Alberta: A star candidate outside of Calgary, a strong coalition, and a comprehensive platform.

Prince Charles: A better P.R. guy in Canada.

The Republican Party: a thesaurus with the word 'conservative' highlighted.




The City of Vancouver: A safe, secure, and successful Olympic Games.


The people of Vancouver: That same amazing feeling of pride and excitement that Calgarians experienced in 1988.  It was indescribable.




Americans: 'I got sucked in and voted Obama' 12 step recovery programs nationwide.

Jim Dinning: A Wildrose Alliance membership.

Israel: A defense shield.

The St. Jean-Baptiste Society of Quebec: a pill to stop whining.  You are a minority.  You have your Bill 101.  Suck it up.






The United Nations: a purpose, or an eviction notice.  Either one.



Canadian Troops: the support of all Canadians.

The voters of Calgary-Glenmore: a huge, wet, mistletoe kiss for each one of you.

...and a pair of tickets for next June's U2 concert at Commonwealth Stadium for yours truly.