Top Ten Rejected 'Hillary Clinton for President' Slogans

10] A pant suit in every closet!
9] Finally, a President Clinton with balls.
8] I did a good job the first time.
7] not available due to Hollywood writers strike.
6] I still have the code for the nukes.
5] Keep the Bush-Clinton-Bush-Clinton rotation going!
4] Choose the first chick over the first black guy.
3] Still has old White House era furniture.
2] My name doesn’t sound like a terrorists. Isn’t that right, Mr. OBAMA?
1] I promise that I’ll leave my sleazy husband back in New York.