Latest Edition of Rant Bouquets
The end of summer is near, which means it's time for me to honour those special individuals and groups who continue to make news.
The Chamberlain Bouquet:
Federal NDP leader Smilin' Jack Layton, who did the inevitable this week and called for the pull-out of Canadian troops from Afghanistan. In ignoring the worldwide terrorist threat and the courageous (and truly needed) work of our Armed Forces, Layton has done the best 'when the going gets tough, the tough run away' routine since the former British Prime Minister.
The Rodney Dangerfield Bouquet:
Alberta Liberal leader Kevin Taft can't get no respect. As leader of the oppositition, Taft has tried his best to shine the light on a Premier who is phoning it in, and a government caught playing catch-up with the current economic boom while infighting over a long and drawn-out leadership race. Yet, poor Kevin cannot come up with any ideas that would take the votes away from the Natural Governing Party of Alberta.
The It's Hot Down Here Bouquet:
Radical Christian activist Bill Whatcott. He has promotes some hellish ideas such as making homosexuality illegal so that they can all be locked up. He spends his free time handing out anti-abortion pamphlets (complete with images of aborted fetuses) to people on the street, and by jumping into Gay Pride parades holding anti-gay signs. Using God as an excuse to promote hate is a guaranteed ticket South, Bill. You won't need a coat.
The Thank God He's On Television Bouquet:
He is direct. He tells it like it is. He doesn't let crap like political correctness get in his way. He is Glenn Beck, and we sure could use someone like him in Canada.
The Who Cares? Bouquet:
The Green Party of Canada just chose a new leader. Elizabeth May is a former head of the leftwing environmental Sierra Group. The Green Party promotes the idea of fiscal conservatism with a radical environmental policy along with....yawn.
The Too Bad You Missed It Bouquet:
Canada. It seems that the terror attack on 9/11 and the subsequent war against the Islamic extremists has been completely missed (or misunderstood?) by many Canadians, who do not see reality for what it is.
The Thanks For The Memories Bouquet:
I didn't always agree with his policies or ideas, but history will show that outgoing premier Ralph Klein was a great leader for our province. Best of luck in the future, Ralph. And thank you.
The Chamberlain Bouquet:
Federal NDP leader Smilin' Jack Layton, who did the inevitable this week and called for the pull-out of Canadian troops from Afghanistan. In ignoring the worldwide terrorist threat and the courageous (and truly needed) work of our Armed Forces, Layton has done the best 'when the going gets tough, the tough run away' routine since the former British Prime Minister.
The Rodney Dangerfield Bouquet:
Alberta Liberal leader Kevin Taft can't get no respect. As leader of the oppositition, Taft has tried his best to shine the light on a Premier who is phoning it in, and a government caught playing catch-up with the current economic boom while infighting over a long and drawn-out leadership race. Yet, poor Kevin cannot come up with any ideas that would take the votes away from the Natural Governing Party of Alberta.
The It's Hot Down Here Bouquet:
Radical Christian activist Bill Whatcott. He has promotes some hellish ideas such as making homosexuality illegal so that they can all be locked up. He spends his free time handing out anti-abortion pamphlets (complete with images of aborted fetuses) to people on the street, and by jumping into Gay Pride parades holding anti-gay signs. Using God as an excuse to promote hate is a guaranteed ticket South, Bill. You won't need a coat.
The Thank God He's On Television Bouquet:
He is direct. He tells it like it is. He doesn't let crap like political correctness get in his way. He is Glenn Beck, and we sure could use someone like him in Canada.
The Who Cares? Bouquet:
The Green Party of Canada just chose a new leader. Elizabeth May is a former head of the leftwing environmental Sierra Group. The Green Party promotes the idea of fiscal conservatism with a radical environmental policy along with....yawn.
The Too Bad You Missed It Bouquet:
Canada. It seems that the terror attack on 9/11 and the subsequent war against the Islamic extremists has been completely missed (or misunderstood?) by many Canadians, who do not see reality for what it is.
The Thanks For The Memories Bouquet:
I didn't always agree with his policies or ideas, but history will show that outgoing premier Ralph Klein was a great leader for our province. Best of luck in the future, Ralph. And thank you.

















































